It's Tom Cruise's 3rd appearance on the countdown but this time...well it's not great. We talk bar etiquette, script doctoring, and a disturbing lack of nudity.

We talk about a true comedy classic this week starring the incredible Leslie Nielsen. So, obviously, we spend a lot of time talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Also O.J.'s murder trial, music in comedies, Mel Brooks, and plastic surgery.

Things discussed in this episode: Ema has never seen a Star Trek thing before. We have no idea what Kwanzaa is about. Ema hates Chris Pine. What happens to you after you die. And, of course, 1986's "Transformers: The Movie".

We're jumping forward an episode in remembrance of director Tobe Hooper's life. The Duncans rejoin us to talk ghosts and the lack of their busting, as well as the worst parenting, sex lamps, and ASMR psychics. We're a bunch of sick boys and girls in this one both in content and snivels, sorry about that second part.

We're joined by Youtuber Nerdy Nick as Ema and the boys talk about caveman sex, baby killing video games, and how we don't really like Kevin Costner. It's the movie that won Sean Connery an Oscar and Robert DeNiro a lot of money. Subscribe and stuff okay.

Ema is back as we talk about old people and Steve Guttenberg's camel-toe. It's the Ron Howard classic about old people getting laid on these weeks fun, dirty, dumb episode.

80's Superstar Eddie Murphy finally appears on the countdown alongside Nick Nolte in one of the original buddy films. We talk Walter Hill, shootouts, racism, and Eddie's extremely successful music career.

New guest Nathan joins to discuss Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, and Danny Devito in this classic romance-action-comedy from 1984. Also to talk about boy bands, painting pigeons, children kidnappers, and prison wallets. The audio is a bit off at the beginning but is fixed pretty quickly.

Our first cartoon! The Disney classic(?) staring famous actor (?!?) Billy Joel. We discuss everything from Ralph Bakshi, to our very own and disturbing porn channel, to wild dogs roaming the streets of Russia. It get's weird.

We too are strange and unusual. This week we talk small town bars, hot topic trends, and afterlife bureaucracy as we discuss the Tim Burton classic staring Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, and goth teen icon Winona Ryder. We also pitch the best possible Beetlejuice 2.